Posted by decay on Thursday, April 30th 2020 at 12:54 pm PDT
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Posted by decay on Tuesday, April 14th 2020 at 8:20 pm PDT
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You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Gimme your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Posted by decay on Friday, April 10th 2020 at 11:42 am PDT
Last updated by decay on Tuesday, July 18th 2023 at 9:12 pm PDT
Meant to have this up yesterday but I guess it is I who am the April Fool.
Posted by decay on Thursday, April 2nd 2020 at 9:29 am PDT
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