Today I Will Launch My Infant Son Into Orbit

2020-04-10

Cow Optimization

You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Gimme your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Posted by decay on Friday, April 10th 2020 at 11:42 am PDT
Last updated by decay on Tuesday, July 18th 2023 at 9:12 pm PDT