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2025-02-23

Short Music for Short People

This is quite possibly the single most important punk compilation ever released. Fat Mike somehow got 101 bands, many (most?) of whom were not signed to Fat Wreck Chords, to contribute songs that were 30 seconds or less to this and so it's this perfect time capsule of punk in 1999. Everything is here, you have giants of the era like Blink-182, The Offspring and Green Day, all at their most actually punk, you've got bands like Black Flag (who were sadly already on their way into right-wing irrelevance) and The Descendents that were monsters long before Fat Mike ever got started, you've got a no-star lineup of bands that should have been bigger than they were, and every damn thing in between. You even have Terrorgruppe and Wizo representing German punk in the best way possible and Spazz shit-talking half the other bands on the album! What more could you want?

Less, uh, unfortunate songs like No Fun At All's Get A Grip, that's what we could want. It's uh... well, I'm glad we don't have people using "fag" as a generic insult so much these days. That's a good thing. Maybe we could also not have White Flag pushing their dumb fashy bullshit too, I'd be down with that. Still, in the balance: An absolutely essential beast of a compilation. Not bad for something that everyone thought was a joke at the time.

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Something I genuinely love about Short Songs is that it has those failures, it has those mistakes. They're minority voices in the album, but so to are the black voices. I think there's maybe three Asian vocalists too, and this is in the era where Mike Park was getting christian ska bands to perform alongside Mustard Plug.

Basically, it IS a perfect time capsule and it shows we can do even better.

Posted by Talen on Tuesday, February 25th 2025 at 3:44 am PST

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Oh yeah, 100%. Who was included and how are both deeply revealing and very, very of the era. Wizo and Terrorgruppe both recorded mainly in German at the time, and yet sent in English language songs as their contributions. DHC are on there along with Lunachicks, but where are The Donnas? L7? Maybe they were asked for tracks and told Fat Mike to kick rocks, it would be understandable! But yeah, it is definitely very white, very boy's-club, and you know, as you say that is part of it being a time capsule. I don't really fault it exactly but Fat Mike himself has talked about making those mistakes in the past. This was punk in 1999. Yeah, we can do better.

Posted by Decay on Tuesday, February 25th 2025 at 10:25 pm PST

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